Large groups of Muslim protesters that is not Popes. Popes are found in that chimenea in the Vatican everybody knows that. I think there’s a crack team of Muslim protesters ready to go at any moment. Remember that scene from life of Brian? The crack suicide squad. I think there must be a crack protesters squad.
[ENT DAY]
[Phone rings]
Mohammed picks it up
[Mohammed] ‘Mohammed have you seen what the pope might have said?’
[Mohammed] ‘Was it against Allah?’
[Mohammed]‘No I’m not sure exactly what he said I’ve not read it or checked for myself but I know what must be done’
[Mohammed] ‘We must protest in the streets’
[Mohammed] ‘Yes that’s right, a large protest with banners condemning the Infidel’
[Mohammed] ‘I’ll sort the boys, the BBC and the AP photographer you bring the posters’
[Mohammed] ‘Shall I bring the Effigy and US flag?’
[Mohammed] ‘Nah, I’ll pick one up at the Infidel and Spencers before we start’
[Mohammed] ‘Super see you at three, usual place’
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