All Points North

The Christopher Brennan approach to child + funfair management.*

Step 01

Spend as much money on candy floss and sweets as possible. Then hand out tokens for at least four rides.

Step 02

Sit back and watch.

Step 03

Mission accomplished.

*Only attempt this if you can give the children back to their mother and retire to a safe distance i.e. your own home several miles from theirs.